Day 44 (May 2): Oasis - I Am the Walrus

Oasis' 'The Masterplan' Turns 20: B-Sides As Best Songs - Stereogum"I Am the Walrus" is a landmark in stupidity. Everyone takes John Lennon seriously as a profound songwriter, but he's also responsible for the lyric "g'joob g'joob g'joob". I mean, it's not that weird, I guess. William Shakespeare loved dick jokes more than Adam Sandler could ever wish to.

But I'm still confused how this deeply evil song came to be. Its existence is like a glitch in the universe - a tear in the flypaper of reality. It simply should not be, and yet it is, and will always be. One imagines that it has existed for millennia, waiting for a mortal vessel to give it form, and, upon the heat death of the universe, it will simply become part of the Great Nothing until it is ready to reborn.

Today's song of the day is the Oasis cover from 1998's The Masterplan. I know that it seems gimmicky not to choose the Beatles one, but I like this cover a lot. For one, Oasis covering the Beatles is perfect, the snake eating itself before it inexplicably becomes a bigger snake. For two, I absolutely adore Liam Gallagher bellowing "DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S OUT OF TUNE" at the start, summing up his entire career (still appreciate you, bud).

For three, it is also good. It just fits snugly into the classic-era Oasis aesthetic - a chilled-out trip of a song shouldn't work as a six-minute rock belter, but that's the sheer force of well of 90s Oasis for you.

G'joob, g'joob.

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